i swear someone in my house was yelling “swaggie” this morning but i’m home alone oh my god i’m being haunted by justin bieber
"Do you have dinner plans tonight? If so, cancel them because I HAVE PIZZA!!!!!!"
-My mother (via helzizzle)my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
